Four Fucking Pixels 

A meme within the SCP fandom referring to a containment breach of SCP-096 that was caused by "four Pixels... Four Fucking Pixels" the photo was taken by a civilian on a mountain and the breach was caused by the same civilian

"Four Pixels"
"Four Fucking Pixels"
- Major Wilford

Four Fucking Pixels by WilliamW2010 February 5, 2023

Are you fucking serious? 

when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer

Man: *buys 3 toilet paper*
Cashier: "Alright, that will be 45$"
Man: "Are you fucking serious?"

Are you fucking serious? by ThunderTheFurry October 25, 2020

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.

OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

crazy ass mother fucking bitch by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015

stop fucking cursing 

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word

A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

stop fucking cursing by Dr. Curious January 24, 2011

fucking trump 

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Donald Trump. This is a variation of the former phrase "Thanks Obama"

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I just got a paper cut...Fucking Trump!"
"I just got deported to Mexico, and I was born in Cincinatti... Fucking Trump"

fucking trump by PedanticSteve February 6, 2017

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone 

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.

From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone by Nicholas D January 20, 2008

Gi-fucking-normous 

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.

I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!

Gi-fucking-normous by tagz June 3, 2007