Fruit and Grain Bar 

While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends

Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch

Fruit and Grain Bar by SCULLET February 5, 2005

Fruit Bats 

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.

My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...

Fruit Bats by Eamm February 13, 2009

fruit junk 

the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.

Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.

Guy 2: here i'll try...

fruit junk by xcheesinx June 6, 2009

fruit nubs 

Nipples

"Your fruit nubs are showing through your shirt."

fruit nubs by Hittingtownwithjesus January 28, 2012

Fruit Chunnel 

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

Fruit Chunnel by LoezFelps December 13, 2013

fruit moth 

An attractive heterosexual man who hangs around gay men. Equivalent to a Fag Stag.

A straight man who has a close non-sexual relationship with homosexual men.

My brother is a fruit moth because he hangs around gay men
fruit mothfag stag

fruit moth by John Westover February 21, 2014

Fruit spray 

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

Fruit spray by deejinator27 July 29, 2014