Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
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by Pizza bub November 20, 2025
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