Siberian Roulette

The inverse of Russian Roulette. All but one chamber is loaded, and whoever is the last one standing is the winner of the game, but the loser of life as they will have to go back to the labor camp.

Dmitry: "Hey Vlad, we're gonna play some Siberian Roulette. Care to join?"
Vlad: "I would, but I don't want to run the risk of going back to the gulag."

by Lock Cover November 18, 2019

nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex

we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette

by gummy420 December 25, 2019

Life roulette

Someone who plays Russian roulette with everybody else's lives is playing life roulette

Lindsay played life roulette with other peoples lives until people started ending up dead, in a jail cell, or with irreparable damage done to their lives, families, homes, and so on.

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020

nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).

Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"

by Drozdislav January 27, 2021

American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021

Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.

Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.

by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021