Lettin em float

When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time

(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)

Person1: oh I was just in the bathroom

Person2: were you lettin em float?
Person1: Yeah...

by Bebonkbop April 9, 2021

Arkansas flash flood

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.

That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood

by Johny Headbandz February 27, 2023

Deep sea diving with the floaties on

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.

Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!

by LPeezy February 2, 2022

floobs

Flabby boobs typically seen on obese pre-pubescent youngins and post-pubescent fat people. Floobs are a symptom of overactive hormones, which gives them a tenacious sex drive. Masculine v.: Moobs.

Did you see the floobs on that sixth grader? She must be a tiger in bed.

by Tam and Jess November 18, 2006

root beer float

upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....

Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!

by STYFFLYNX February 20, 2011

floob

An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..

What a floob! He broke the Internet!

by Somnambulizt November 5, 2007

Bangladeshi Flood

When the island of bangladesh floods. This created gangsta war between the deep side and shallow side.

In the Bandladeshi flood, shajir keeps it real for the deep side.

by deepside love March 2, 2004