one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

by matches April 25, 2003

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

Chinese Finger Trap

Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.

After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap

by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020

fingerblasting

The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.

See also: Crimson Switch

Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?

Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.

by know13dge June 2, 2010

fingerdrumming

tapping your fingers in a rhythm, playing your "drumset", and is most commonly found because the person who is doing it is bored or becoming impatient. can also be done with slaps.

The only thing that sucks worse than taking the SAT is taking it while listening to the guy behind you do his fingerdrumming like he thinks he's got skills of an actual drummer.

by someguyudontcareabout June 11, 2006

No finger February

No finger feburary is a thing that the boys have made to make thing even since they have no not November. The rules for no finger February is that on January 31 a girl has to make a bet with a guy and if the girl fails no finger February they have to do something but if they succeed they guy must do whatever they bet. If you don't complete the bet you will have bad luck for the entire month of March. Goodluck girls!!

I failed no finger February but and now I have to let the guys throw raw eggs at me, but it was totally worth it!

by Samoan sleya November 3, 2019

chode finger

a extremely fat and short finger

dude, peter has some major chode fingers.

by bon mackalasky November 21, 2007