Faizalosis

Faizalosis is a STD(speech or touch transferred disease) transferred by people known as Fazeel/Faizal. Symptoms include cracking bad jokes, trying to be a cool boi, horniness levels maximised, and the victims believe that they are hot and gorgeous(which is totally not true). IT IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS

STAGES OF THE DISEASE
1-Identification phase
2-Bad joke crisis
3-Increased horniness levels
4-Nearing death as it is the final - i am too hot to talk to you phase
5- death guaranteed - takes 2 hours to set his hair

Guy 1 (INFECTED ONE)- Get aside bro, dont talk to me, im too hot to talk you, you *doodoohead*
Guy 2- Faizalosis got you didnt it?
Guy 1(INFECTED ONE)- Shut up! i told you not to talk to me you loser, and im not infected by anything.

by By the greatest men alive November 8, 2022

Faizaan

The sexiest foreign man out there, he has a big dick, rock hard abs, gets tons of bitches, and he’ll steal your girl (even if she’s your girlfriend or your wife)

He’s so sexy that if you’re a man he’ll turn you gay.

Girl: did you see Faizaan at the party?
Friend: yeah his muscles are SOO HUGE.
Girl: yeah I kinda want to go out with him.

by CottonPicker420 February 19, 2023

Faizaan

A guy who’s depressed and has no friends, and every chance he has to make friends he just drives them away, no one likes him and he’s down bad, and he just feels like ending it, and one day he will.

Friend: you wanna be friends with Faizaan?
Friend: no he’s weird.

by Kryph February 19, 2023

Faizaan

an ugly looking boy.

Friend: is that a homeless man?
Friend: nvm it’s just Faizaan.

by Daily dose of john February 19, 2023

FAIZAAN

Faizaan is a sweet and caring person..he puts others before himself even if he’s feeling down himself he’s very open minded and the only opinions that hurt him if it’s a from a person he loves or cares about he’s very smart and careful about the things he’s says and does because you never know what people are going through Faizaan gives you the right words he always knows what to say he’s handsome inside and out he’s always honest speaks his opinions when needed but faizaan is a Person you’d wanna become friends with i think but he’s a really nice person and he gives the best hugs omy

Friend: Did u talk to faizaan last night?
Friend: Yes he gave the best advice ever.

by Plainrocky123 February 20, 2023

Faizaan

a guy who watches hentai whenever noones home.

Bro: you wanna go to Faizaan’s house?
Dude: he’s probably alone so we shouldn’t go.

by WHITEGUY1985 February 20, 2023

Fais

A term used synonymously with gay; an homosexual person

'you're into men? that's very fais of you.'

by PussySlayerxxxxxx6969 March 1, 2023