evilcval

The word evilcval means you are shorter than literally everyone
Or that you make less money than literally everyone. You also get no bitches it's unreal

Man i am such an evilcval rn its sad
I gotta be evilcval cuz i have literally no bitches

by Yawhite?blocked July 7, 2022

Evil Pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 12, 2022

evil enema

a semi-sexual act in which one purses their lips up to a butthole and proceeds to suck hard until the anus empties itself

“yo i’m backed up asf and don’t have a douche, can u help me out and give me an evil enema?”

by teyawilder January 19, 2023

Evil wondertwin alliance

A russian- Chinese political and cultural alliance under president biden

The evil wondertwin alliance, a term coined by Dan Bongino, is bad for American foreign policy.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2023

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023

reverend evil

Really awesome guy who's funny and witty. Knows pretty much everything about everything. Can also dance like a crazy bastard. Likes the occasional drugs now and then.

Maen, Reverend Evil is sooo cool.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.

Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns

by truemaggot May 15, 2011