Even

An alternate spelling for Evan

Evan? Oh you mean Even

by Big big boui November 8, 2020

why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

Evens

Beautiful guy with beautiful eye.He is really intelligent and really understandable a boy who have a good smile to...

Evens is a exemple for a good life.

by Top defintion. February 3, 2020

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

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This is a super saiyan.
This is an asceneded super saiyan
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
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by TheBiggestClownInTheMultiverse January 13, 2023

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

Acidjazzed evening

A chip module by Janne Suni (Tempest as handle) that won the oldskool music competition in Assembly demoparty in 2000. The reason why it is famous for the fact that Timbaland plagiarized the SID cover of the song for the "Do it" by Nelly Furtado. (maybe also because of HHgregg Chrismas in July ad)

Person one (yeah I got really lazy): Holy shit this chip is good what is it called?\
Person two: It's Acidjazzed Evening by tempest.

by 933 August 22, 2025