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Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
I was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,

I had an escapee !!!!
by Pepinoantezana November 18, 2013
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elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
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escalatory

A type of problem that is beyond the scope of your responsibilities, or something you really just don't feel like doing.
"This problem looks escalatory, make Steve do it."
by ZackIsWorking November 5, 2014
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escape train

A cheaper value of train, with limited services
Escape train is too cheap for me.
by jakezhao100 May 23, 2016
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Escalated Whore

A cum bucket who is overly expressive about being a whore. They will go from posting nudes to trying to smash every guy in school.
Sara is such an escalated whore. She basically fucked all my friends, guys AND girls.
by DaNK_d0Gg3rrINo April 6, 2017
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escadaru

A word that you can just randomly use and have no one know what it means, so you can give it your own definition.
Escadaru! Escadaru!
by Escadaru June 2, 2017
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Escapio

Any human who is not white or straight
This person is an escapio
by Smartescapio July 18, 2017
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