Evan

1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster

I'm gonna Evan my hamster! Once every six weeks you should Evan your hamster.

by raguthegreatwizardking November 8, 2010

Evan Stone

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

by TheRealPornDeal January 6, 2011

evan

a fucking douche bag; can also be considered a man whore.

"He's such an evan"
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."

by kkkaaammm August 20, 2012

Evander

A half black man with a large orange fro.

"Dude I like your fro!"
"Yea, I asked the hairdresser to give me an Evander."

by GameCube October 18, 2008

neon genesis evangelion

On of the coolest anime series ever!
It screwed me up for awhile due to it's cool-ness. It's cool up to episode 25-26.

And then End of Evangelion was oh so fucked up...

Neon Genesis Evangelion is fucking cool, it's so cool that they couldn't even repeat the cool-ness in episodes 25-26, thus making it shit

by Anime chickydicky May 30, 2005

Evan

Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.

Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.

by Lovetospoon November 18, 2010

Evan Mears

To be so awesome and smoke so much weed you wont believe.

Evan Mears is the man!

by evan22 November 16, 2011