eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010

Eating Glass

A metaphor for attempting something extremely difficult, with a steep learning curve, or requiring a lot of practice to perfect

Elon Musk compared being an entrepreneur to "eating glass"

"Man, winning the new boss fight is tough. It's like eating glass!"

by Killer DM March 9, 2019

Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

by B.I. Josephs February 2, 2007

Exting

It's like texting. Your Ex.

"I caught you exting last night"
"Was I really that drunk?"

by Dr. Brunheimen April 15, 2009

eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012

butt eating

eating ass lmao

licking the ass while doggy style position "butt eating"

by @skilzsociety September 22, 2013

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009