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Doody Man

The Doody man is a man who makes a doody and gives it to you on special occasions.
The doody man brought me a doody for my birthday!!
by Kadaken January 7, 2005
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dookie balls

the state of having your testicles covered in fecal matter, usually after inserting them into another persons rectum. Often associated with the act of sack stuffing.
Brett had dookie balls after cramming his hairy balls into Annie's steamy cornhole.
by Anita Kunttawash September 25, 2003
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doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.
My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.
by Fisty McGee August 2, 2006
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dookie spookies

An condition resulting from some type event that makes you so scared you shit yourself.
When the prof caught us talking in class, he flicked us off and yelled at us! I was so freaked that I got the dookie spookies.
by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008
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dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
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Dookie Fruit

"Dude, I really got to wash my asshole. I'm growing dookie fruits down there."
by HeXibitt July 24, 2017
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Dook

When someone or something is not cool, bad, or a substitute for any insult saying someone is lame. Can be multiplied or presented bigger by saying things like; Ultra Dook, Mega Dook, Dook x infinity. It is also as an adjective.
Honestly I think Jessie is a Dook ass young boy with that hair line of his.

This food is Dook mom

That shit double Dook.
by Main Mar July 22, 2018
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