Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.

(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."

by guyvf December 18, 2008

Skinny Donut

Someone who is iconic, skinny, and legendary

Opposite of Thick Salad

Oh yeah her? Yes she is a Skinny Donut, everyone wants to be friends with that icon.

by AwkwardSeaTurtles August 14, 2018

Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey March 31, 2015

Cinnamon donut

The process of having sexual intercourse on a beach while covered in lubricant. The lubricant acts as a glue, sticking the sand onto and all over the participants' bodys. Hence, making them appear as cinnamon donuts.

Remember when we went to the beach last weekend and you gave me a cinnamon donut?

by Oliver. L August 19, 2018

Thumped Donut

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.

Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.

by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009

Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.

Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.

by portuguesepirate August 26, 2013