dolphin fingers

To be outstanding at something, nearly achieve your goal only to let it slip in a ridiculous way

The Arsenal team are good but watch how they flop by the end of this season, they got dolphin fingers for real!

by Mr Clumsy May 29, 2016

Dolphin squeeze

After a man cums he squeezes the last drop of semen out and makes the girl eat it

After I came down her throat, I did a dolphin squeeze and had her eat the last drop of cum.

by ARjunkie November 9, 2018

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

Arabian dolphin

When you see your male co-worker, vulnerable, approach him from the rear, then take your strong hand and sneakily place your hand between his legs in a candy cane formation. Once in the Bermuda triangle, bellow the Syrian war cry, "ALALALALA", as you fiercely grab co-worker by the stones and lift them off the earth. At the full extension of the lift, announce, "ARABIA!"

YOU KNOW THAT FNG, JEFFERY, WHO WORKS SALAD STATION? I LET HIM FEEL THE ARABIAN DOLPHIN AND HE NEVER TOSSED A SALAD so well. Dressing and greens were everywhere.

by HOSESLANGER December 23, 2017

dolphin driver

The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.

Man I hella want to dolphin driver that pfat ass

by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013