distika

In the most basic sense of the word; cunt. Sometimes also used as a euphemism for "dick sticker".

"oh god, don't be such a Distika bruv!"

by Issastranger March 31, 2017

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distancer

the one who zoom something. if you zoom a something, the sub parts of the thing will distance each other.

as a distancer, could you please explain the difference between the words tall and high.

by DISTANCER July 7, 2017

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A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017

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distankt

Distinctly stanky. A few steps worse than "putrid".

That nigga's DISTANKT, YO! Smells like he ain't baved in a monf!

by MassaWordsmif October 14, 2017

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distance discord

The greatest discord on the planet

Bro this distance discord is DOPEEEE

by Sexy Billy October 25, 2017

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Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017

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