doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

Dinklage

The medical term for having an extremely saggy scrotum.

"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."

"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."

by TyfE September 22, 2014

Doinkis

A Doinkis could be in your pants..or an extreme idiot trying to get in your pants..All in all its a dikhead

you can call someone a doinkis instead of dikhead...For example..John spilled the paint all over the floor..What a doinkis.!..or you could be like...LET ME RIDE THAT DOINKIS DOINKIS.no homo.

by mo85star September 5, 2011

Doinkberg

A fat stoner piece of shit.

All Mike does is do bong rips and eat chips, he's such a doinkberg.

by Sparklemotion February 10, 2018

doinko

synonym of bamboozle and cucked

I'm about to doinko this boy over here

by WumbusMaximongo June 24, 2018

Doinkhead

Something or Someone who lacks brain cells

Garrett Hilyer is a doinkhead

by Jasmine Acosta November 2, 2018

Doinka Boinka

A rare phrase made by 3 depressed, yet intellectual, middle school children. This phrase is used for literally anything but mainly as a war cry of the endangered species of tik tok addicts and pot heads. I ate an edible today, big mistake

Friend 1: chunga bunga

Friend 2: doinka boinka

Friend 1: bith is u high

Friend 2: m a y h a p s

by Dumb.hoe.energy February 26, 2020