Docile-Cucumber

A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)

WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!

by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

Dickle popper

When a woman tells other about a mans small penis as a dickle is a small penis.

Thanks to that dickle popper I'll never get another date.

by fluffernut July 8, 2010

Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

by mr_tong May 3, 2010

Dorklet

A baby dork. Basicly another cute way of saying dork.

Aww you little dorklet.

by SpazzerBunny August 25, 2010

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010

dickletyzed

A woman who becomes religious because a man she's into is a Jesus junky.

Jackie used to be a hoochie mamma, but Joey totally dickletyzed her, now she goes to church, reads a bible, and has a rosary hanging on her bed, where the handcuffs used to be.

by drbillyg May 17, 2011