TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.

"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."

by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013

Doing a DJ

Having a poop

Sorry i missed your message i was doing a DJ

Phil took a selfie while doing a DJ

Al enjoys his time alone doing a DJ

by KON4LYFE May 30, 2019

DJ maniscalco

because i can and i dont give a shit about what u say who ever u r

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

DJ TGood

the greatest DJ ever

www.koveispoor.com to see his work

by AHill March 27, 2005

Dj hemp

Missing all your threes in 2k then making a deep three to win the game

No one is as good as dj hempbasketball,2k,god,goat,ham

by Lemon_lime May 17, 2016

dj sm1l3

dj sm1l3 is a dj that has an amazing talent at mixing music, is very enthusiastic, and can make anyone dance.

wow he really is the dj sm1l3

by golden universe June 6, 2018

DJ Douggles

The act of perfroming cunnilungus and one of your rotting teeth falls out in her vagina.

Look at that dirty meth heads teeth, He's a rough sneeze away from giving his girlfriend a DJ Douggles

by HrafnDrengr July 6, 2021