Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..

Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.

by johnlee^ December 9, 2023

Dinke

A small version of the male organ "penis"

person 1: Wow you got a small dick
person 2: No i don't!
Person 3: Nah he just a lil' dinke boi

by Thatniggacrazy October 5, 2017

dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven

If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.

by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020

Dink

A delicious BBQ pulled pork sandwich sold by Buck and Dink's BBQ only sold in metro Detroit.

Since we are going to be in Detroit I can get a brisket dink while there. SWEET!

by GeekTard June 3, 2018

dink

a twink but fat

“so you’re gay, white, a power bottom and fat? you’re such a dink bro”

by dikkeaap October 7, 2021

Dink

Nickname for the favorite child in a family.

Our baby Dink would have mDe you so proud at her piano recital.

by Baby Dink August 1, 2022

Dink Muscle

A way of describing a person who acts in such a way of inconsistencies compared to others.

Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.

by GMA-4-Me December 28, 2018