Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch 

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch by hella_bull March 29, 2007

ding dong ditch 

When a woman has close encounters or sex with a man and then runs away.

"Dude, i just got ding dong ditched yesterday, I'm kind of embarrassed.

ding dong ditch by Crispy Cream April 24, 2009

Mitch it and ditch it 

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.

Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it

Mitch it and ditch it by The Man of the Hour33333 November 25, 2010

dine n ditch 

going to a friend's house or to a restaurant, not paying or otherwise being grateful to the host, and then immediately leaving with a full stomach, only giving back a quick "thanks".

host: "aww, this food was quite exquisite, dont you think?"

ditcher: "Woah! look at the time! i gotta go, thanks!" *runs out*

host: "AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
host mumbles: "dam dine n ditch"

dine n ditch by I might be July 20, 2006

Whiskey Ditch 

Opposite of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking, she had whiskey ditch. (ex I drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry)

Whiskey Ditch by Greggski December 17, 2008

tongue-scoop the stink ditch 

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

tongue-scoop the stink ditch by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!

After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!

Sausage Ditch by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011