Dookie Dew

Butt sweat mixed with dookie from a dirty booty.

Walked in the bathroom after big Johnathan, and he left dookie dew all on the back of the toilet seat

by Dom N. Nader October 13, 2023

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023

Dew Drop

A person who repeatedly calls other people snowflakes because they can't handle any sort of criticism to their world view.

The dew drop called the people on reddit a snowflake because they didn't approve of his racism.

by thedaddyman December 16, 2022