Davecock

A typical iPhone typo for 'facebook'

By the way, there are pictures of you on Jenny's davecock.

Jenny's WHAT?

by katee;D June 1, 2010

Dave Wright

A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.

*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*

"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"

Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"

by Englishhammer December 14, 2010

Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.

I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!

by Suck me hard September 15, 2010

Dave's Hot and Juicy

A new burger at Wendy's that is often confused with something with a more vulgar meaning.

I could go for Dave's Hot and Juicy right about now.
Often followed by "Here's the Beef!"

by Ashin Kusher93 October 8, 2011

Dave Ferrit

Dave Ferrit is a mythical man that appears when there is great weather for extra curricula activities such as day drinking, barbecues, going to the beach etc. (a good day for it).

“Hey, did you want to go to Tim’s to have a swim and some drinks on Saturday, I heard Dave Ferrit is gonna be around?”

by Hog.Rider December 30, 2021

carbon-dated

adj fr. AHD4 carbondating + -ed

Very out of date, popularized by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

'Deal with that outfit for a moment.'
'It's dated?'
'It's carbon-dated.'

by 5by5 July 15, 2005

Notre Damed

When someone who attends or has attended Notre Dame rejects or ignores you because you did not attend Notre Dame. An action that is the result of a feeling of superiority by the person or persons who attend or have attended Notre Dame.

Ryan: I was supposed to meet Claire, but she bailed!

Adam: She Notre Damed you again?!

by trips145 January 10, 2011