One Direction

5 fit and talented guys from the X Factor
They have their own album,tour, singles and of couse loads of fans ~ directioners.

Everyone loves them !

Me; Carrots
Other Directioner; You love One Direction right

by Mrs Malik January 3, 2012

Mouse Director

Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.

Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?

by Modness April 27, 2007

Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.

Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.

by Moghidean September 10, 2011

One Direction

Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction

Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.

Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.

by LixinLeow November 18, 2018

One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.

Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

DireStrike

A witty and ingenious fellow seen around the internet.

DireStrike is so cool. I love him.

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

directional

Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.

Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?

by Bwhahaha January 16, 2008