Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.

"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 3, 2022

Carebear stare

also known as 0.o

This is the look made by a male or female at the point of anal penetration. Usually this person is semi-experienced in the anal arts. Otherwise the face would be more of a O.O look.

Last night my man gave me the carebear stare.

by -_-superstar-_- July 27, 2010

the career ender

the act of stapling your scrotum to your leg.

Holy shit, Steve-O just did the career ender!

by heartagram82 November 5, 2003

i don’t care

The phrase used when a girl knows exactly what she wants, but is irritated because you are unable to read her mind.

“Where do you want to eat?”... I don’t care

“Do you want do hang with my friends?”... I don’t care. “Do you want me to drive?”... I don’t care

by Danielle Marie January 11, 2018

celestial care unit

When you die after being in the hospital.

Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

take care

Commonly used as a parting statement when saying good bye. People say it and do not ever stop to think about what it really infers when using it. So it is used incorrectly very often. It is actually a put down to the receiver. It's like saying your behaving odd and or crazy at this particular moment in time. A person in the conversation notes the above and points this out to the receiver by saying it when departing the conversion and or area. The receiver normally never notices it, so to say “right over their head”. See Have Fun.

Person enters room talking up a storm about something that is e relevant to what is going on in the present.

Person notes this when leaving room and says "take care" to this person, perhaps instead of have a good one or have a great one which would be more up beat.

by Generic John February 7, 2008

Chicago Care Package

One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal

In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.

by Boraghan Hasselhoff December 25, 2008