bootleg critic

A person who has a critical opinion on something they stole.

"Man Dan is being a real Bootleg Critic over that new Drake Album."

by DJwasHERE66 May 18, 2016

skatepark critter

A fag who is always at the skatepark and is really dirty

Hey fag you know if you keep going to the skatepark everyday I'm gonna have to beat the rabies out of you for being a skatepark critter

by Vapefagnaysh July 9, 2017

butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

Titter Critter

When something get stuck in or rests on your boobs

“What’s that in your shirt?”
“Just a titter critter.”

by FLLFL July 1, 2018

meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

woodland critter christmas

hail satan!

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!

by obama sin latte August 12, 2021

monkey critic

Thrown poop

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.

by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021