cheesy cooter

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.

Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.

by T Gunz Holla April 06, 2006

Cooter Skirt

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.

I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!

by JizzyPickle October 22, 2008

cooter cutter

a pussy fart (more commonly known as a quief)

Christina just let a cooter cutter.

by Marc April 20, 2004

boney cooter

a girl with a boney cooter.
DUH!!So boney that it's basically just bone.

Crystal's ex-boyfriend ate her boney cooter.

by Jessica Southers February 25, 2004

cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 14, 2005

cooter doctor

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

by Krista July 14, 2004

cooter back

When you can see a womans inner butt cheek from standing in front of her. The butt cheek behind her cooter. Most of the time it is when women are wearing really tight, really short shorts.

When she was standing on stage the audience had a very clear shot of her cooter back.

by Will June 16, 2006