The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

by RDSII October 5, 2011

Cooter Skirt

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.

I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!

by JizzyPickle February 26, 2009

cooter cutter

a pussy fart (more commonly known as a quief)

Christina just let a cooter cutter.

by Marc April 19, 2004

boney cooter

a girl with a boney cooter.
DUH!!So boney that it's basically just bone.

Crystal's ex-boyfriend ate her boney cooter.

by Jessica Southers February 25, 2004

cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 28, 2005

cooter back

When you can see a womans inner butt cheek from standing in front of her. The butt cheek behind her cooter. Most of the time it is when women are wearing really tight, really short shorts.

When she was standing on stage the audience had a very clear shot of her cooter back.

by Will June 18, 2006

cooter doctor

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

by Krista July 14, 2004