clutch

Spencer "Hiko" Martin.

"Hiko are you kidding me!!?!?" ~ Everyone when Hiko casually clutches again.

by ukehouare332 September 12, 2021

Clutched

When a male or female grabs a woman’s genitalia.

Trump clutched when he, “…grabbed her by the pussy.”

by SeamusTwysted July 23, 2021

clutch

lokams discord kitten

i want a clutch of my own

by lokam August 17, 2021

Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.

Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"

by horain August 27, 2021

Clutch

A tank at all sports. Most likely attends a private school in Annapolis, MD. Is Clutch and drains 3's daily. Cannot be stopped.

"Did you see Clutch the other day?"
"Yeah it was the greatest day of my life, he's so sick"

by LaxBrah11 October 22, 2013

Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 22, 2011