turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.

Joe is a Cloth Smoocher

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

Clothing nub

A part of clothing that sticks out in an odd fashion

Her sweater has clothing nub

by Michael foxworth November 20, 2016

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

NK clothing

The literal best clothing brand in existence. Highest quality you'll find and the designs are incredible.

-Hey did you hear that NK Clothing is dropping a new collection?
-Don't you mean NK merch?
-STFU U DONKEY

by Big Dawg yo November 21, 2021

santa cloths

a cutter santa

santa cloths

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023

Terri Cloth

Any piece of fabric other than toilet paper used to clean up buttocks and/or vaginal area(s).

After my bowel movement I realised I didn't have ant toilet paper so I grabbed a terri cloth that was laying on the floor to wipe my ass with.

by babybeeflips June 27, 2009