Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 02, 2024

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

by SPrice1980 May 05, 2023

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 07, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 07, 2025

Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

by Honk on YT November 09, 2020