Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

Carson Walker

A kid who can't do shit. He also is an emo. He like his hollister shit and nothing else.

Look it's Carson Walker the evil emo - 2nd graders

by dankshank February 5, 2018

Carson

A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

Carson

A dumb ass nigga faggot who is just naturally a bitch

Carson is such a faggot

by Yeetboy 9000 January 28, 2019

trump the carsonwagon

A person or group who knowingly or unknowingly rides along the carsonwagon. Or the antonym for bandwagon but one level higher.

He had to trump the carsonwagon to one-up him with style.

by hashtagjerry September 23, 2016

Carson (girl)

Carson isn't the most popular girl in the school. Most people hate her because of that popular ex best friend. Carson gets crushes really easily but when she dates them she breaks them in an instant. Carson always thinks shes the queen, well, more like drama queen. She always wants people jealous of her, but nobody is. She flexes stuff that isn't trendy anymore, and loves to show off. Also she likes to go behind her parents' back. Most people think of her as the girl who dated the popular kid for clout. She thinks she's Insta-famous but has like 40 fans. She still does Musically in 2019. Watch out for Carsons because they look like sugar but inside are salt.

Oh my god! i hate Carson (girl)! she's such a drama queen!

by kenzie v. May 12, 2019

Carson

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

Ben's dick game was so weak, I carsoned on his ass.

by snasa July 4, 2016