cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.

Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Laughing Clam

A woman's vagina expelling fluids and/or penis due to laughter during or after sex.

So after I came, I told her that joke about the farmer and his daughter, and she pulled a Laughing Clam. Stuff went everywhere!

by Jonn Baca October 23, 2007

fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.

dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

Club Penguin

The Childhood of many teens. Amazing world full of penguins. supports different ethnicities (ie their many penguin colors.). You will be banned if you make any comment related to anything that would offend anyone ever, but you can name yourself practically anything. Will shut down march 29th, at the same time becoming a dead meme.

Guy- Dude, I just got banned from Club penguin!!!!
Guy 2- Why?
Guy- I started praising Hitler. Got a new account tho, what's ur user?
Guy 2- DirtyJew69. Friend me.
Guy- WTF?!

by ClubPenguinGod54 February 5, 2017

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Clam gathering

Where there is a greater ratio of females to males in any given social situation. Antonym of Sausage fest.

"Dude there will be so many girls at the party tonight.It's going to be a Clam gathering!"
"Mate you need to come and save me! She has invited all her mates round and my living room has turned into a Clam gathering!"

by Smutbot April 10, 2015