change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Change the Baby

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out, slap some baby powder on her ass (because now it is raw!), wipe off your dick and flip her over to start doing it in her vagina.

Josh: "Man, I don't think I did anal sex right."
Jason: "Did you change the baby?"

Hannah: "That dude totally changed my baby last night!"
Elvir: "It makes it bearable."

by BW3Crew June 20, 2011

Baltimore Change Grabber

When fingering a female like your trying to get your change back from a vending machine.

You can easily get to a woman's g-spot using the Baltimore Change Grabber technique.

by Dynamus79 August 22, 2011

kentucky oil change

The insertion of alcohol into one's rectum using a funneling device. Typically using bourbon or whiskey.

How about we head to the kitchen and make a kentucky oil change?

by fuzzy bunny original December 28, 2011

Las Vegas Oil Change

When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.

Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.

by Pubes Monroe November 2, 2012

Game changer

When someone says something so stupid that you can't believe they just said it.

Georgia's governor Brian Kemp said he just found out that coronavirus is asymptomatic.... that's a game changer.

by Casper70 April 3, 2020

chingerson

Stupid, trash, dog water.

Look at Brian! He's very chingerson

by Renuu_doesntslay April 23, 2023