Chav - thought to come from the town Cheltenham, where the private school girls would use the term chav to describe the locals of Cheltenham, short for Cheltenham average. Typically drinking energy drinks on street corners, wearing track suits but never exercising, having greasy hair (which a girl would have in an excessively tight pony tail)
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Jeremy Kyle is a famous chav-batterer
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Get the Chav mug.A person (usually a teenage-young adult british female) who wears pounds of makeup with harsh contour, too dark fake tan and is usually mocked for their jittery stance. Usually known to carry around a Michael Kors handbag, a Victoria's Secret perfume and roughly three energy drinks. Everybody mocks chavs.
Girl #1: OMG I LOOK LIKE A CHAV WITH THIS MAKEUP!
Girl #2: you better not go out like that! xD
Girl #1: xD *wipes off makeup*
Girl #2: you better not go out like that! xD
Girl #1: xD *wipes off makeup*
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Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)
Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)
Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
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by Char_x December 9, 2018
Get the Chav mug.a UK term similar to "White Trash" in the US describing an increasingly large segment of society.Used initially to describe poor people on benefits/welfare trying to "fake" affluence in a vulgar and tacky way, it has evolved to describe all such people independent of income level.
you are a chav if;
- you adopt fashion whether or not it suits you or is appropriate
- you wear too much make up usually trying but failing to hide bad skin
- you have a tramp stamp,are vagazzeled Or have lips injected so you look like a trout
- you wear lots of often orange make up frequently to try and cover up bad skin
-you drive a BMW or Range Rover that you can barely afford,lease and are typically one late payment away from
repossession.
- You talk about "fine dining" and consider a holiday destination More than 3 hours away "exotic"
- you think fake tans,new tits and logos will make you feel better about yourself.
- your clothes are a couple of sizes too small but your handbag is much too large and with an even bigger logo.
-you think WAGs and Reality TV people are stars
- you adopt fashion whether or not it suits you or is appropriate
- you wear too much make up usually trying but failing to hide bad skin
- you have a tramp stamp,are vagazzeled Or have lips injected so you look like a trout
- you wear lots of often orange make up frequently to try and cover up bad skin
-you drive a BMW or Range Rover that you can barely afford,lease and are typically one late payment away from
repossession.
- You talk about "fine dining" and consider a holiday destination More than 3 hours away "exotic"
- you think fake tans,new tits and logos will make you feel better about yourself.
- your clothes are a couple of sizes too small but your handbag is much too large and with an even bigger logo.
-you think WAGs and Reality TV people are stars
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If a chav steals your bike, break his legs. Two birds, one stone; you get your bike back and society gets a little bit better.
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