Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010

cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

by super rogers September 8, 2008

Nut cancer

Cancer of the nuts often resulting in the loss of one or more nuts

Guy1: hey, i heard you had nut cancer

Guy2: yeah, but can you please call it Testicular cancer?

Guy1: loose any nuts?

Guy2: Im calling the cops...

by DooDLExD October 16, 2009

cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

by PenguinPants April 3, 2008

cancertainment

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

Cancer Candy

Another word for good or great tasting or flavored cigarettes. Reds are a perfect example of cancer candy

Me- man, these fucking ciggs are stupendous
Maverick - I know man, who thought cancer could taste so good!?
Me- What do you expect from reds
Maverick- Amen, They are after all cancer candy

by maxscene September 11, 2009

Canberry Sauce

n. Canned cranberry sauce served at Thanksgiving, preferably on a plate while retaining the can's shape and rims in the midsection.

At Thanksgiving Dinner:
"Bobby, would you care for any of my homemade cranberry sauce? - Mom
"No, I don't want any of your fancy cooking! I want some old-fashioned canberry sauce plopped on my plate! Proud to be straight outta a can!" - Bobby

by bdogrun1 November 29, 2012