Crumb of coochie

When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie

“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”

“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”

by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022

Coochie ass

It’s when you wipe from the back to the front.

“I wiped from my ass, forward to my vagina!” “Oh that’s called coochie ass!”

by Kathryn L March 16, 2021

vespucci coochie

n.

a derogatory term for coochie that you never experienced before, or rather one that not only feels like it’s tailored leather straight from italy, but rather smelling as good as a splash from victoria’s secret or bath & body works; california pussy

damn....
that bitch got some vespucci coochie

by YT_BlueFro November 17, 2020

coochie captain

andrew. just andrew.

Andrew equals coochie captain. coochie Captain is andrew

by cyxnide August 12, 2022

Coochie Monster’s

A coochie monster is a term used for someone, who is broke, smelly, dusty, or someone who doesn’t clean up nivce, BUT STILL TRYNA HIT

Thomas: Wassup ma lemme rearrange them guts.
Crystal: Nah homie, you and your friends some Coochie Monster’s go take a shower

by lilstarloko September 14, 2020

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010