Boomer Jokes

A type of joke that is commonly frowned upon in the comedy/meme community. This joke always seems to be related to popular cartoon character (I.E. The minions) or a joke about how Gen Z and Millennials use electronics too much.

Guy 1: *Shows Guy 2 a meme*

Guy 2 "Dude. Why do you only have Boomer Jokes?"

Guy 1: *Slowly pulling out revolver*

Boomer Jokes by MemeBuster3641 October 21, 2020

Boomer Humor 

The type of humor from the baby boomers (people born between 1945-1975). The humor is typically about iPhones and how young people don’t understand how books work and how everyone is addicted to their phones. It’s really unfunny

Typical boomer humor:
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿

Boomer Humor by Gimme the spaghetti O’s July 28, 2019

Boomer Flu 

The fully contracted flu illness brought on by exposure to coronavirus COVID-19. Since the most vulnerable people to the virus are the old, fat, and unwell, that puts Baby Boomers squarely in the cross-hairs of the pandemic. The disease is lethal to about 2% of all victims, but is lethal to at least 5% of any loser born before 1960, and higher if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, diabeetus, asthma, gout, goiters, conservative politics, or general stupidity. See also: Trump Flu

"I think nana may have come down with the Boomer Flu!"
"Why?"
"She's super sick, and she just got back from her Asian cruise and brought back all this dirty paper money!"

Boomer Flu by ToddUncommon March 9, 2020

Boomer Rumor 

Those annoying, unproven claims spread by old people (IE Caffeine stunts kids' growth, video games rot your brain, etc)

*Kid having coffee*

Old guy: "Hey kid ya know caffeine stunts yer growth!"

Kid: "Quit it with the Boomer Rumor!"

Boomer Rumor by Mr. big E. September 28, 2019

Boomer logic 

When a boomer says some wild shit that no longer applies in today's society because we live in the real world and not off of old timey slogans.

"Respect your elders son"
"Fuck off with your boomer logic"
Or
"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
"Then I guess with that boomer logic you shouldn't worry about Corona virus"

Boomer logic by Preteen pounder August 3, 2020

Boomer loop 

When a baby boomer repeatedly tries to use modern technology the wrong way and ultimately becomes stuck in a loop.

After retirement, Doug decided to buy a laptop to begin writing a book. Doug being 65 years old and having never used a laptop became stuck in a boomer loop while setting up his microsoft account.

Boomer loop by Murzog July 30, 2021

Boomer Mail 

A mass email that has been forwarded around by baby boomers. The text of these emails usually include large fonts with bright colors as well as characters typed in all caps. The footer typically consists of animated imagery including but not limited to juggling clowns, sparkling rainbows, or patriotic themes such as a waving american flag.

Hey Andy, my gmail filter just let some more Boomer Mail through. I wish they had a filter for purple fonts.

Boomer Mail by Rob Righter June 19, 2011