Twazzock bends

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.

"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

blindsight

When Maher doesn't know what he's talking about. Told you that you didn't know what it means, Hayden ;D

Woah look at that blindsight

by OOLLOL December 9, 2010

blender head

someone who does multiple drugs regularly.

You're a goddamn blender head.

by banshee piggy June 24, 2003

Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

blindside

THUGGUS!
the only word to describe this guy

i hell got pissed today,
girls slept at my house

by gtfkd December 2, 2004

Blundstones

What lesbians rock to compensate for their celibacy misery.

Kayla: "I don't understand why butch lesbian partners ditch their bras and cut their hair really short to resemble a man". "They walk around acting macho, proudly displaying their blundstones which compliment their shorts and flannelette shirts". "Isn't the whole idea of being a lesbian was that their not keen on balls and dick, so why do they own a dildo?".

Marciano: "They're definitely queer man". "They should impose sanctions against lesbians purchasing dildos, that will teach them a lesson!".

by Nitpicking over pettycash May 11, 2018

strawberry kiwi blend

A code phrase for the word rape. Mostly used when it is not "polite" to say rape, E.G. around your friend's strict parents or prude people.

That guy just strawberry kiwi blended you!

by 99 red baloons February 14, 2007