bork

Swedish for bark.

Börk. Bork.

by Rawr Youtube April 18, 2017

Bork

A sound a doggo makes.

E.g. doggo "Bork!"
Human "Yeah, yeah I know"

even though they really don't

by Borkdoggomemes April 19, 2017

björnmaister

Zakaraias when he poops in the toilet all day long. He usually tries to come with some bortförklaring that he is doing math.

"I'm gonna go to the toilet."
" You shouln't, zakarias aka björnmaister has been there"

--

"Where is zakarias, he is late for dinner?"
"Han björnar"
usch!

by limma October 17, 2017

bjerke

Bjerke is a common name for men, which drinks a lot of beer. A "Bjerke", always ends a party with av big explosion .

Example 1:

Man 1: How many beers have he had?
Man 2: Do not worry he is a "Bjerke"

Example 2:
BANG!

Man 1: What the hell was that?

Man 2: The end of the party

by Mr. Smith December 30, 2017

Borked

To trick or put someone off there game

Bruv you borked the shit out of them

by Ledgeblood April 24, 2018

Borked

1. To have botched something up beyond repair.

2. When something is botched up beyond repair.

Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."

by mentalkid123 June 6, 2018

Björn

The Swedish word for bear. Bears loves sugar and to play video-games. They tend to hate people and can spend all days laying around. They love to cuddle and can get really grumpy when ignored. The best way to catch a Swedish bear is to buy all the chocolate there are in Sweden and put out an ad where it can be bought. The bear will contact you. Once the bear is done eating he will become very slow and tired. Now you can catch it.

Björn really has a a way with sugar.

by MollyAB February 27, 2018