Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

beasterpiece

anything and everything created by a person named "Taylor" or "Gary"

Gary created a beasterpiece in ceramics

by ssfbnsvnslnvklndsb November 9, 2011

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018

Blasterz

That massive twat who bans someone for getting there felling hurt

Wow blasterz is a twat

by X3TM January 19, 2019

blasterfromgforce

An absolute jerk

That guy is such a blasterfromgforce, he kicked that girl in the face.

by Chebanial October 7, 2019

blaster .177

A specialty BB that is 4.5mm in diameter and unlike its armor piercing heavy aluminum brother the coppertop, will push in excess of 800fps out of a spring powered daisy 340, let alone anything CO2. CO2 is pushing nearly 2500 fps with a blaster .13g as opposed to a coppertop .35g 4.5mm made out of high density PVC.

You better stop falsifying documents or your going to catch a blaster .177!

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

blaster-nig

Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).

This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.

by Enchilada Weiner December 3, 2020