bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.

I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.

by DOERR! November 8, 2009

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

BENDERS

A Group of Brash Jewish New York Boys born in the late 1970's who are defined by their stunning good looks, love for drugs and alcahol, and a fervent fetish for fat jewish women.

Benders: Heath Ledger, Brad Renfro, DJ AM

by rkasovitz December 28, 2009

banana bender

An Alternate name for a gay person. To be used when you call out at a bunch of gay people.

Hey! You are a bunch of banana benders

by Tommo8225 October 27, 2006

Bederka

A sweet group of Slovakians living in the US who could kick your ass in a fight.

Stories tell of a tiny 4-foot-something Bederka beating the crap out of her 6-foot-tall asshole Irish husband. Trufax.

by Embee Eyef June 23, 2008

benders

a late night cruise, illest clique-ISANG mahal isang buhay

how was the bender last night?

by GiZMO January 2, 2005