Beat around the bush 

When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.

Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.

Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?

Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.

Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.

Beat around the bush by Stoney69 November 30, 2019

beat dat 

To have sex with a girl; To reject someone's shot during basketball.

Yo D! You see how that shorty is looking at you? You betta beat dat!
Yo dog! You see how I beat dat shot into the bleachers?

beat dat by RichDogNasty January 10, 2008

Beat Post 

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

Beat Post by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

beat the kitten 

a female vigorously masterbating

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.

beat the kitten by ittybittykittty January 10, 2011

beat the beat 

When a Guido pounds the floor rhythmically to the beat of the music to let out all of their Guido juiced up rage and excitement. Recently familiarized by the new hit show Jersey Shore.

"Bro lets beat the beat"
"Way to beat the beat bro"

beat the beat by Davnia Nelffo February 2, 2010

beat her guts up 

To have sex with a woman in such a way so as to figuratively or literally disrupt her visceral organs. The implication is that the vigor of the activity or size of the penis would extend beyond the usual area of effects.

Yeah man I beat her guts up.

beat her guts up by fourdee May 15, 2007

Beat Your Face 

When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva

Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.

Client: My face needs some make-up

MUA: Let me Beat your face

Beat Your Face by BuckE December 24, 2012