Bearded loofah

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.
by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021
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Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb July 05, 2013
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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 04, 2011
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Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.
Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.
by siosays July 19, 2011
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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 13, 2015
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Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
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Beard Back

When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 09, 2021
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