Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Breaking Dawn

The worst book in the series.

Breaking Dawn was a good book as a separate novel, but was horrid as the ending to the Twilight Saga.

by The Lincoln October 5, 2008

breaking trail

In back country skiing circles, it is often defined as the act of venturing into untouched or “virgin” snow. In matters of the flesh, breaking trail is defined as the act of venturing into new sexual acts or unexplored areas with a partner.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin, and I told her, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

breakin' balls

When a person will not comply to needs by an individual.

Example 1: The United States is constantly breakin' Africa's balls by not sending food.

Example 2: Devin Gordon: Dude, you guys can't have any more parties at my house 'cause all you guys do is get plastered and break shit.
Devon Lane: Why you always breakin' balls Devin, why?
Greg Morman: Release the tight grasp you have placed on my balls.
Devon Lane: Yeah, untwist mine!
Devin Gordon: Fuck you guys!

by The Infamous Kilo-G and Lane Train. July 29, 2006

baking cookies

New way of saying we had sex or wanna have sex

GF: Me and my bf are baking cookies tonight
BF: Hells yea
Random Guy:He must be gay

by iJuStCaM3 December 27, 2011

Breaking Benjamin

A band that is insanely fabulous, but needs to get off its ass and work on new material and start flying on planes.

"Don't you miss Band X?"
"Yeah, they've got a Breaking Benjamin thing going on."

by Puddledonut March 5, 2009

breaking the law

Judas Priest's most popular song; the theme song for masturbation.

Patrick's Mom- "PATRICK WE'RE HOME!"

Patrick's Dad- "Where is patrick?"

(the intro to breaking the law is heard up in Patrick's room)

Patrick's Mom- "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!"

by gayqui June 17, 2006