Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).

I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!

by Iamsogood April 24, 2014

battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

Battle Red

A term used to describe a person or situation who is exceptionally intense or on their game. A sub-category of the larger rating system including "Power Blue" and "Skin Colored Headband."

Mark got all his work done today, boned this chick, and saved a kitten. He is having a battle red day.

by Fortress May 7, 2009

cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.

"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"

by JC_Cali November 23, 2013

Duncan Battle

The act of fighting between two males with their penises (Duncan) as a sword.
To win a Duncan Battle you need to take down the opponent by getting your Duncan up the opponents mouth.

Bro 1: “hey bro wanna duncan battle later?”
Bro 2: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing all week.”

by Nigcan June 20, 2019

Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much

you have to stop being a battle catster

by flerpw7 May 20, 2022

Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady

I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend

by anonymous October 31, 2020