total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

Cumfuck Bastard

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas

Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard

by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019

boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.

You're a boxset bastard.

by DaleCooper October 24, 2010

trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc

Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.

by The shadow king March 6, 2010

Inconsiderate Bastards

One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.

Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!

by Berry McCockiner June 4, 2014

Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.

Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!

by FlowGunner June 22, 2016

trash bastard

A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.

So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.

by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015