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total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments
Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"
by Fluorosis November 11, 2014
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trash bastard

A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015
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Inconsiderate Bastards

One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.
Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!
by Berry McCockiner June 4, 2014
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Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.
Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!
by FlowGunner June 22, 2016
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bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
by Pummill December 5, 2018
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bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.
by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006
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boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
by DaleCooper October 24, 2010
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