Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
by TheDanny385 February 19, 2011
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Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting
Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )
by Hmonny June 12, 2021
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bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
by Pummill December 05, 2018
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Inconsiderate Bastards

One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.
Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!
by Berry McCockiner June 05, 2014
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total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments
by Fluorosis November 11, 2014
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Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.
Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard
by Ezra2727 December 25, 2022
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Mean bastard

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.
You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear
by Bear in a hole August 09, 2016
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