Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
by h.legge October 05, 2011
An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
by The shadow king March 06, 2010
We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.
All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!
Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale
All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!
Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale
by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019
These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
You're a boxset bastard.
by DaleCooper October 23, 2010
by Fluorosis November 11, 2014
When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.
by Bear in a hole August 09, 2016